Uncle Wiltie's Political Glossary
Affirmative Action
- Government sponsored racism.
Anti-government
- Disagrees with liberal government policy or liberal incument politician.
Arkancuide
- Arkansas Suicude. Choice of death type by people around Bill Clinton.
Character Issue
-
Scandles
or as the press likes to call them: gates. Whitewater-gate, Travel-gate, File-gate, Bimbo-gate, Foster-gate,
etc
.
Compassionate Conservative
- A liberal who has been forced to pay for his own programs.
Contribution
- Tax. Usually used in the context of a tax increase.
Creative/Inventive
- incorrect. Commonly used in education. As in creative/inventive spelling.
Crisis
- Similar to the Canadian "eh." Politicians and reporters just add it automatically.
Cut
- increase. See Tax Cut and Spending Cut.
Extremist
- What liberals call a conservative.
Family Values
- Having the government force other people to behave the way you feel that should.
Moderate
- How liberals refer to themselves.
Progressive
- punitive, unfair.
Promise
- Lie told to get elected.
Racist
- anyone who disagrees with liberal dogma.
Spending Cut
- Increase in spending. Sometimes an increase in fees or taxes.
Spin
- A lie used to explain a politician didn't say what you just heard.
Under Funded
- failed, unworkable. There is nothing wrong with any government program. It's only under funded.
Voluntary
- Comply or go to jail. The IRS says paying Income Tax is voluntary.
Tax Cut
- Tax increase.
September 15, 1996
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