Uncle Wiltie's Political Glossary

• Affirmative Action - Government sponsored racism.
• Anti-government - Disagrees with liberal government policy or liberal incument politician.
• Arkancuide - Arkansas Suicude. Choice of death type by people around Bill Clinton.
• Character Issue - Scandles or as the press likes to call them: gates. Whitewater-gate, Travel-gate, File-gate, Bimbo-gate, Foster-gate, etc.
• Compassionate Conservative - A liberal who has been forced to pay for his own programs.
• Contribution - Tax. Usually used in the context of a tax increase.
• Creative/Inventive - incorrect. Commonly used in education. As in creative/inventive spelling.
• Crisis - Similar to the Canadian "eh." Politicians and reporters just add it automatically.
• Cut - increase. See Tax Cut and Spending Cut.
• Extremist - What liberals call a conservative.
• Family Values - Having the government force other people to behave the way you feel that should.
• Moderate - How liberals refer to themselves.
• Progressive - punitive, unfair.
• Promise - Lie told to get elected.
• Racist - anyone who disagrees with liberal dogma.
• Spending Cut - Increase in spending. Sometimes an increase in fees or taxes.
• Spin - A lie used to explain a politician didn't say what you just heard.
• Under Funded - failed, unworkable. There is nothing wrong with any government program. It's only under funded.
• Voluntary - Comply or go to jail. The IRS says paying Income Tax is voluntary.
• Tax Cut - Tax increase.