Biography on Wilton T. Byrum

Wilton T. Byrum, or "Wild Bill Kelso" to his fearful admirers, has been involved in some bizarre way or another with computers for as long as he can stand to remember. He is noted for programming rocks, pieces of shit, and other things too beastly and foul to even mention.

Raised from childhood in the desert by a pack of wild wolves, Wilt sharpened his software skills by imbibing mass quantities of dangerous drugs, booze and radioactive materials. He is noted for such expressions as "stinking convenient software," "brain donors" and "a small town in France" (the last of which, some of his few surviving critics say, is stolen, although they can't quite determine where from).

Wilt enjoys resting between mad body-language-DEFENDER-marathon frenzies and fits of long-distance driving by indulging in furious spurts of programming bad craziness. As Dr. Hunter S. Thompson once said of "uncle wiltie," "now there goes one dangerous fucker."

Wilt is author of K3101, which no longer blinks anywhere ever, god damn it.

He is co-founder and Vice President of Kolinar Enterprises.