A Catholic preist was found at M. T;s deathbead, head between her withered legs gobblin like a fool. One of the nuns rushed up and tied to stop him. "Father!! You were supposed to hear her confession, not snarf her snatch!! What are you DOING?"

Preist looks up and says "This is the only meat LEFT that aint contaminated! I won't be getting Mad Cow Disease from THIS one!"

Swan