Monica Lewinsky
White House Trailer Trash Soap Opera
Starring Smucko, Booba and That Woman
Date: Fri, 06 Feb 1998 22:25:07 -0500
To: the.web.walker@pobox.com
From: anonymous
Subject: Tasteless (Monica Lewinsky)
It has come to my attention{thru a very reliable whitehouse source}that,at
about 12.15 pm.today after the press conference,McCurry entered the oval
office{without knocking}and found the first person and Toni Blare,the
P.Minister of DRAGVILLA in a
knee
to nose lock & load.The P.Minister was
reported{by a sneaky vast rightwing conspirator}to be on his{her
}knees in
a PHIL AETCHIO position.The P.Man was was reportedly dressed in a black low
cut dress with a dark beret on her head.The first man reportedly had a CD
playing on his head!
