Monica Lewinsky

White House Trailer Trash Soap Opera

Starring Smucko, Booba and That Woman

Credit to "Tasteless Songs for sensitive People" on the 669 Show (WCSB-FM www.wcsb.org) To the tune of Guys and Dolls If you see a chick doing all kinds of tricks You can bet that the President has some balls If your on some lover's lane And the babe doesn't have brains Look in her eyes, tell her some lies That you feel all of her pain when the president Starts pitching his tent He's a cool cat when she has no sense at all She'll get mad Don't tell Hilary That Monica's a little honey and that the president has some balls If she's got great jugs Just give her a hug and just pet in case the hot tub is really bugged Remember gary Hart and his cute little tart she sat in his lap, he was a sap and now he's just another old fart If she's really dum and she's looking for fun she's got tits but the president likes his buns If you see a joan and her virginity's flown you can bet that bill clinton's just been blown You can tell he's a real man he's cheating on the old hen And you know that the president has some balls

As an intern Bill thought her a peach 'Cause she was always withing easy reach When she dropped to her knees He said "Won't you SUCK please Blow is merely a figure of speech Lloyd Klowden

Another great screen saver from the same people that brought us, "Hey, Macaroni!"

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