Monica Lewinsky

White House Trailer Trash Soap Opera

Starring Smucko, Booba and That Woman

Top 10 Pro wrestling names of figures in the media Top 10 signs u r a nerd. Top 10 Pro wrestling names of figures in the media Bill "The Cigar" Clinton Janet "The lesbian" Reno Monica "The vacuum" Lewinsky Newt "The Salamander" Gingrich Tommy "I should have starred in the Movie Anaconda" Lee Pam "The Porn star" Anderson Ken "The puritan judge" Starr Ken "The porn novelist" Starr Pat "The storm trooper" Buchanan OJ "The Ripper" Simpson written by Erik Corradino   email: corradino@fau.campus.mci.net Top 10 signs u r a nerd. 10. Every fri and sat night u relax and have a coke, have some pizza and program in C++, Java or Html ,or surf the net, mirc and icq until u drop. 9. In your wallet u have a picture of your computer instead of your family. 8. You have carpal tunnel syndrome 7. You think lan parties are more fun then frat parties 6. You eat/drink and sleep in front of your computer 5. You check your email first thing in the morning and after work. 4.If there was a fire, the first thing u would do is save your computer. 3. You consider the terms, cyberpunk and hacker Endearing 2. You have a webpage all about Jenny Mccarthy, Pam lee Anderson, Quake2. and Duke nukem. 1. You scan your date’s harddrive for viruses before u insert your floppy. Written by erik corradino  email: corradino@fau.campus.mci.net

A girl from 9-0-2-1-0 Came to D.C. to find men to blow.    She padded her knees    To be at full ease. At 1-6-0-0? Who can know? The history of the Clinton administration in rhyme. Pre-impeachment copies still available. Order this collector's item NOW! The President swore to the sky He'd never asked someone to lie    But the chance was then missed    To request that he list Positions he'd told them to try.

Previous Clinton/Monica Jokes page Presidential Kneepads - Also suitable for Oval Office prayer meetings. Clinton/Lewinsky - This bumper sticker will be a collector's item someday. CUM ON MONICA! - A tasteless online game. Try it. NOT!News - Where do you think James Carville gets his news.

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