Monica Be Nude
Usual credits ("Tasteless
songs for sensitive people") on the 669 SHOW wcsb-fm www.wcsb.org
To the tune of Gershwin's Lady be Good.
VERSE:
What a thrilling chance we take
Oh Monica, I love you too
Monica, oh on our dates
I know just what to do
This is a moment I detest
Just take off your pretty blue dress
I am an old man on the make
And Monica, you must come through,
So
CHORUS:
Oh sweet and lovely Monica be nude
Oh Monica be bad with me
I am an awfully well hung dude
So Monica be bad with me
Oh--you have such big titties
I'm all alone, just whip me
I tell you
I'm such a handsome man in the nude
Oh Monica be nude for me
VERSE:
I had told lies to all my foes
I'm really bad you know
All stressed out no one I know
Looks good in a thong like you
I'd like to put on handcuffs
and have you hit me with a whip
I would light a cigar that glows
You could play with it in the nude
So
Chorus:
h sweet and lovely Monica be nude
Oh Monica be bad with me
I am an awfully well hung dude
So Monica be bad with me
You are wearing leather
Please put on this bra with feathers
I tell you
I am such a handsome man in the nude
Monica be bad with me
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She padded her knees
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