Monica Lewinsky

White House Trailer Trash Soap Opera

Starring Smucko, Booba and That Woman

Sitting in the White House and you know I'm not alona,

Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona,

I'm grabbin' a cigar and thinkin' 'bout Monica,

Hey Masturbata!!!

I go a little faster and it's feeling kind of nicea,

Once is not enough so I have to do it twicea,

If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea,

Hey Masturbata!!!

I use some baby oil or a little vaselina,

Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana,

Never smoke my cigars cos you don't know where they've beena,

Hey Masturbata!!!

I do it in the car when I'm being driven down the streeta,

One hand on the Presidential Seal and the other on my meata,

I can't get out the car cos I'm sticking to the seata,

Hey Masturbata!!!

Since I was a kid I have been a mastubater,

Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata,

I've got Monica in the Oval Officea, now I'm gonna decorata,

Hey Masturbata!!!!

Renée

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