Tasteless Clinton/Monica Lewinsky Jokes

Video Killed The Presidency

(to the tune of "Video Killed the Radio Star" by the Bugels)

I heard you lying back in Nineteen Ninety Two

Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones said it was true.

That didn't stop us all from voting just for you.

Oh-a oh

In Ninety Six it was your second victory.

You beat Bob Dole with lots of help from Hillary,

And got an intern named Monica Lewinsky.

Oh-a oh

I heard your story

Oh-a oh

You said I'm sorry?

Video killed the Presidency.

Pictures came you've gone too far.

Oh-a-a-a oh

And now we get to hear your tale of the cigar.

And how you felt her breast and went a bit too far.

And the blue dress you spotted, so says Kenneth Starr.

Oh-a oh

You weren't the first one.

Oh-a oh

You're not the last one.

Video killed the Presidency.

In my mind from Kennth Starr, we can't rewind we've gone to far

Oh-a-aho oh,

Oh-a-aho oh

Video killed the Presidency.

In my mind from Kennth Starr, we can't rewind we've gone to far.

Pictures came and you've gone too far, look I'll play my VCR.

You are a porno star.

Video killed the Presidency.

repeat

Video killed the Presidency. (You are a porno star)

Uncle Vito (PYX 106 - Albany,NY)

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