Monica Lewinsky

White House Trailer Trash Soap Opera

Starring Smucko, Booba and That Woman

Apologies to the Beatles, Eleanor Rigby, Father McKenzie and music lovers everywhere.

  Ah, look at all the lovely bimbos
  Ah, look at all the lovely bimbos

  Monica Lewinsky picks up cigars in the Oval Office where the president has been
  Lives in a dream
  Waits under the desk, wearing the stained dress that she keeps on a hanger by the door
  Who is it for?

  All the lovely bimbos
  Where do they all come from?
  All the lovely bimbos
  Where can I get me some?

  Prosecutor Starr writing the words of an impeachment that no one will hear
  No one comes near.
  Look at him working. Finishing the Truth in the night when there's nobody there
  What does he care?

  All the lovely bimbos
  Where do they all come from?
  All the lovely bimbos
  Where can I get me some?

  Vincent Foster died in a park and was buried along with his shame
  Nobody came
  Prosecutor Starr wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
  No one was saved

  All the lovely bimbos
  Where do they all come from?
  All the lovely bimbos
  Where can I get me some?


Submitted by
The Cyberc@fe6

   There is a young girl from Beverly Hill,
   In Close Encounter with an old guy named Bill.
   He 'd asked her just to kiss it.
   she complied,
   but Deep Throat'd it to the hilt.

by SOCKS

   While George Washington had never told lies,
   Frankin D.Roosvelt had never told the truth,
   But William J Clinton just didn't inhale.

by SOCKS

Clinton said:    "I had smoked Marijuana,but I didn't inhale.
    Now I had poked Monica,but I didn't impale.

by Buddy


The Stock market is going down like a White House intern in the Oval Office.

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August 29, 1998

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