A President in Love
Credit to "Tasteless songs for Sensitive people" on the 669 SHOW WCSB --www.wcsb.org
To the tune of Dion's A Teenager in love.
Last night we had a quarrel
over a cute little tart
cause I lost my head
from the very start
Every night I think Ken Starr's heard too much
Why must I be a president in love.
One day I loved old Hilary
next day I was a cad
Guess I'm just a rake
a fun lovin' happy lad
Every night I think Ken Starr's heard too much
Why must I be a president in love.
The dress was smeared
The blouse was too
I'll be a happy man
if Monica says I do
Every night I think Ken Starr's heard too much
Why must I be a president in love.
If you wanna have sex with me
I'd like to do it too
And if you want to tell a lie
I'll just go and pardon you
Every night I think Ken Starr's heard too much
Why must I be a president in love.
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Protest signs parading in front of the White House
- "If the cigar fits, you can't aquit."
- "The Monica Lamp is lit. Smoke 'em if you got 'em."
- "If Monica blew, no more of you."
- "No legal controlling sexual relationship."
- "Ho, Ho, He must go!" -- Until he comes.
- "He came here. He came there. He even came in her hair."
- "Monica didn't shallow all the evidence."
- "Boxers or shorts? What is warming his ankles?" -- Don't blame me. Boxer isn't my Senator. I didn't vote for the ... or the first lady either.
- "Come clean!" -- That reminds me. Did you hear this one: James Carville - the charismatic love child of Danny DeVito and Mr. Clean?
- "Remove the stain from the Oval Office." -- It's really getting sticky and I don't won't to step in it.
- "Private. Smy-vate. Take it back to Arkansas."
- "One small cigar for Monica. One giant cigar for impeachment." -- If I wasn't feeling my age I'd check out her Tipperillo's.
- "Your lips are moving!"
- "Let them eat my cupcake." - Imagine a birthday cake with 52 lit cigars.
- "Hey, hey, DNA. How many dresses did you stain today."
- "Close but no cigar!" -- This is the new password for the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Pass it on.
- "I didn't have sexual relations with that woman. .... or that woman. .. or that woman. ... or that one over there either."
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