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[Credit to "Tasteless Songs for sensitive People" on the 669 Show
(WCSB-FM www.wcsb.org)
To the tune of Leslie Gore's It's My Party
Everybody knows that Bill had fun
Hilary doesn't know that he's mine
She keeps her head in the sand
while Billy and I make time
It's the grand jury and I'll lie if I want to
lie if I want to, lie if I want to
you would lie too
If Bill was in love with you
Tear the dress to shreds
Keep banging all night
Billy likes a vertical smile
Now Ken Starr's telling me
I need a cake with a file
It's the grand jury and I'll lie if I want to
lie if I want to, lie if I want to
you would lie too
If Bill was in love with you
Linda and Kenny just called me a whore
She was such a big fink
O what deceitful lies
When Linda started to sing
It's the grand jury and I'll lie if I want to
lie if I want to, lie if I want to
you would lie too
If Bill was in love with you
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Monica Lewinsky's
Statement
I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter
taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if
I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a
head and blown up in my face. This may be a load to handle,
but when things are hard, that is when I am at my best.
I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is
coming. I will meet this challenge the only way I know
how: head on. I have licked bigger things than this before,
and I will again. No one will ever be able to say that
Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher, that she quit before
the job was done. I will work nonstop and fight this,
blow by blow, until I am wiped clean of this dirty
affair. I will not be stained by it.
Thank you,
Monica
Steven Pauley 1998
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