Monica Lewinsky

White House Trailer Trash Soap Opera

Starring Smucko, Booba and That Woman

This isn't really new but I just found it floating belly up in my email files.

10). You get a great understanding of Domestic Affairs
9). White House Mess takes on whole new meaning
8). Pay is lousy, but hush money is generous
7). Fabulous on the job training
6). First hand knowledge of Presidents commitment to youth
5). More exciting than those boring Americorps sessions
4). Gives new meaning to Gen-X slogan "Rock the Vote"
3). After transfer to UN, get to party with Bhoutros-Bhoutros Gali
2). Complete knowledge of Pentagon's "Manual of Arms"
1). Get to play an active role in a hands-on administration

Also handy for those "monthly" problems.

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