Monica Lewinsky

White House Trailer Trash Soap Opera

Starring Smucko, Booba and That Woman

credit to "Tasteless Songs for Sensitive People" on the "669 show" WCSB-FM Cleveland 89.3 www.wcsb.org

Sometimes it's hard to be Mrs. Clinton
AND BEING FIRST LADY TO all the land
You'll hear Paula's lies, Bill'll have alibies
Blamin' every thing on his glands

But if Monica blew him, you'll forgive him
Even though Whitewater upset your plans
And if you divorce him, you'll go to jail--not him
'Cause after all he's just had some fun.

Starr' wants your man, Tripp gave him tapes to listen to
And something juicy to grab onto
That you can use for alimony.
Starr' wants your man, and he's out to get him
Keep getting all the sympathy you can.
Starr wants your man.

Starr wants your man, and he'll use dirty tricks to nail him
Run from Whitewater as fast as you can.
Starr wants your man.

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