Monica Lewinsky

White House Trailer Trash Soap Opera

Starring Smucko, Booba and That Woman

APPLICATION FOR WHITE HOUSE INTERN POSITION

Name:                                    Address:

Dress Size:		Favorite Erotic Poet:

Height:              Weight:              Figure:

Experience:                   Favorite Position Sought:

Willing to work late nights?

Does father have shotgun or assault weapon?

As security clearance is needed, are you willing to subject yourself
to an in depth probe?

Any experience playing wind instruments?

Attach close-up photo of face and full body photo in swimsuit or less.

Final job interview before hiring will be an oral exam. 

Bill Feeney http://www.floodlight-findings.com

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