Monica Lewinsky

White House Trailer Trash Soap Opera

Starring Smucko, Booba and That Woman

Saddam Hussein asked his advisors to explain, "Wag the Dog."

"I'm going to the White House to get my presidential kneepads." -- Monica Lewinsky, June, 1995.

Hillary Clinton told reporters her husband has been having a "proper sexual relationship" with a "vast right-wing conspiracy."

Bad news for the environment: The president's "State of the Union" speech didn't include a program to save America's number one endangered species... The taxpayer.

Al Gore is a swallow away from the presidency.

On "Nightline," James Carville explained that with all the affairs Monica Lewinsky was having and all the affairs Bill Clinton was having, they couldn't have had time to have an affair with each other.

The White House head chef resigned today. "I don't care what the interns say about perks. I don't want to be head anything in this place."

After reporters informed the First Lady that Rush Limbaugh has lost a lot of weight, she corrected herself. "OK, so a half-vast right-wing conspiracy forced Bill of have oral sex with an intern in the Oval Office."

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Q: What does Clinton tell his wife after sex?
A: Nothing. She'll hear about it on the evening news.

Clinton's education plan: Make current events and sex education one lesson.

Bumper sticker: Honk if you're part of the "vast right-wing conspiracy."

Hillary denies rumors Clinton and Monica secretly met in Area 51 love nest.

After complaints from local citizens, DC police have stopped asking White House interns to "assume the position."

There is no truth to the rumor Janet Reno said, "Does the Justice department have an intern program and if not, WHY NOT!?"

Clinton: I read in the bible, "Oral sex is not adultery."
Pope: True. There is nothing wrong with discussing sex.
Clinton: Oops!

Eleanor Clift and Cokie Roberts are in a state of denial. They still can't believe Clinton is cheating on them.

Wizard of OZ denies being head of "vast right-wing conspiracy." Justice Department claims yellow-brick road really missing Fort Knox gold.

After claiming the White House problems were a "vast right-wing conspiracy," Hillary Clinton was unavailable for further comment. The First Lady is attending a crashed space alien reunion in Roswell, New Mexico.

Kenneth Starr subpoenaed all the Naval personnel in the White House. Something about seamen.

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