It's not like this guy was a nun (What's black and white and red all over? A nun with Ebola virus.) Hell, he was too cheap to hire a french chauffeur to crash his plane into the ocean. But then again, it not like it's his fault. El Nino made him do it.

What was John Denver's last wish?
A burial at sea.

"Oh God! I'm dead." Now showing at theaters near you. See St. Peter for times.

How many John Denver's does it take to crash an airplane into the ocean? Only one, if you have the real John Denver.

Does this mean Elton John will have to write another dead blond song?

What do you call John Denver at the bottom of ocean?
A good start.

John Denver's last song "Road Kill on the Rocky Mountain Highway."

John Denver shows up at the Pearly gates. St. Peter asks, "Well, son what brings you here?"
"My engine blew up and I crashed into the ocean and if I ever get my hands on the guy that worked on it ..."
St. Peter looks him the eye and explains, "This is heaven. The mechanic that was working on your plane showed up a half hour before you took off."

What'd John Denver's wife want for Christmas?
A wet Willie.
Sorry, that was the punch line for my Clinton joke.

An Israeli, a Jew and John Denver show up at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, "I'm sorry, John Denver jokes are out."

What were John Denver's last words?
I regret I only have one airplane to give for my country.

What did the Atlantic fish say to the Pacific fish?
So what if you got John Denver the Challenger gave us a teacher.

John Denver's last email: "Who the hell moved the Bermuda Triangle."

John Denver's last words, "Anyone else's feet wet back there?"

What were John Denver's last words?
"I didn't have the salmon mousse."

John Denver's last words, "I thought this was a non-stop flight."

Mae West joke: "Are you glad to see me or those real your teeth?"
Sorry, if helps if you've seen "Jaws" to get that one.

Will West Coast restaurants be having John Denver Sushi Specials?

Why did John Denver die before his wife?
Because he wanted to.
Sorry, old jewish joke.

He met God in a movie and now he wants to meet St. Peter.

(I didn't write this one my dog did it.)
He was working on his new song, "My body lies over the ocean."

It wasn't an accident. Jimmy Carter had him killed because John Denver had more teeth than he did.

Drunk journalists, drunk drivers, drunk pilots. What the hell is a natural death anymore?

What was John Denvers last hit?
A scotch, a beer chaser and the Pacific Ocean.
(I'm in charge of the keyboard here. I can write anything what I want.)

John Denver is walking along the bottom of ocean and a fish asks, "What are you doing down here?"
John replies, "Have you seen what the IRS did to Willie Nelson?"

St. Peter and all those cool angels in heaven (those we see in the movies all the time) are looking down on the Earth. A plane goes slamming into ocean and one of the angels asks St. Peter, "What was that?"
St. Peter replies, "Oh, that. It was John Denver. I guess he thought he was Wally Post."

John Denver crashes into the ocean. Three sharks are circling the body.
The first shark says, "I can't eat John Denver. I really liked his music."
The second shark says, "I hated his music and I won't eat something I hate."
The third shark says, "Tastes just like chicken."

They were wrong when they said:
Napeoleon - "Don't worry about me. I'll kick Wellington's ass."
Chamberlain - "Give him a few countries and Hitler will go away."
John Denver - "I'll be back."

Already posted by other folks but good:

Q: What was John Denvers Last Hit???
A: THE PACIFIC OCEAN !!!

What's the name of Elton John's tribute to John Denver?
Strangled in the Wind

How does John Denver like his drinks?
On the rocks.

What were the two design flaws that plagued John Denver's experimental plane?
It wouldn't fly and it wouldn't float.

What TV show will be about John Denver?
The Fall Guy
Or...
... Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Already posted by other folks:

What was the last thing that went through John Denver's head?
The Propeller.

Elton John will be singing at John Denver's funeral...Banjo in the Wind.

John Denver didn't take a bath before his flight, but he did wash up on shore.