The poster girl for why the government should pay for cosmetic surgery and in this case, a shit-load of it.

Hillary is her own reason for government health care.

"Oh God, Please let Bill just shut up."

"If I don't move my hand, they won't know I've stabbed myself in the face with this pen."

"I don't care if I lose a presidential run in 2004. Anything is better than these Senate speeches."

"I miss Buddy. Only he loved and understood me."

Poster child for Maryland Crab Cakes.

"Why did Monica get all the Lovin'?"

"Oh, Vince. What was I thinking?"

Hillary Clinton proves Eleanor Clift isn't Bill's ugliest sycophant.