Bill "I feel your pain but won't lower your taxes" Clinton out on the lake enjoying a fine day of fishing with his vice-pal Al "stiff everywhere but where it counts -- I mean spine you dirty minded perverts" Gore.

"You know. It sure is nice to get away from all the nagging problems of the White House. Out here alone with only a few hundred secret service agents," Bill confides to the ever faithful Al.

"I know how you feel. Campaign-gate, White Water-gate, Travel-gate, FBI File-gate, IRS-gate. Why doesn't the media stop hounding us and just let us run the country?" Agrees Al "the slowest growth in the forest" Gore.

"No, I meant the first bitch," Bill clarifies to the ever faithful but not always too bright Al.

"Anyway, this is a really great fishing spot. We've already caught over the limit and still have half a case of dynamite left. We need to mark this place so we can come back after my reelection," continues Bill, leader of the Chinese Province of the Americas formerly known as the United States.

Later, back on the White House lawn, Commander in Chief and vice-straight-man disembark from Marine One carefully stepping over the prone bodies of children, attending the mostly annual Easter Egg rolling, that were too slow in dodging the descending helicopter.

"Well Al, did you remember to mark our fishing spot?" Asks Bill fearing the worst from his ever faithful but all too forgetful Al.

"No problem boss. I put a big "X" right on the side of the boat while we were there. Can't miss it. It's a big red sucker," explains Al hoping for once to please his seemingly unappeasable boss.

"You IDIOT! What if we don't get the same boat?" Demands Bill, the Butcher of Waco.

Al "the oldest stump in the forest" Gore chimes up, "Don't worry. I've got it covered. I told our Secret Service agents to bring it back with us."

Bill, Hillary and Algore find themselves at a temple fund-raiser.

A White House aide, who refused to go "on the record," explained, "It's a temple, stupid. You can't take money from a temple. It's God's money."

Bill ponders this for a moment and suggested, "Ok. Here's what we'll do. We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw all the money in the air and what lands inside the circle we'll keep for the DNC."

"No, no, no!" Shouts Hillary. "We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw all the money in the air and what lands outside the circle we'll keep for the DNC."

Algore reaches over, grabs all the money and stuffs it into his pockets.

Walking back to his limo, Algore calls over his shoulder, "God doesn't need the money. It's not like he has to run for reelection."

Big Dead Dong, latest thug to take charge of the Communist Party in China: "We'll chain America to the wall and butt fuck her 'til she bleeds."

Clinton, first hillbilly to order pizza from the WHite House: "And what would China like in return?"

Congress is going to give this guy fast track treaty authority? Scotty, beam me up!

If you voted for this scumbag,
why not buy a used car from him?

If I haven't hurt your feelings, spend a click and have a few laughs.

Worried about how the White House's first tree, Al Gore, is taking the news that the Attorney General is appointing an Independent Counsel to look into his campaign phone calls, Clinton decides to pay the VP a personal visit.

Entering the VP's office, Clinton finds Al Gore seated behind his desk saying, "Paper or plastic. Paper or plastic." over and over again.

"AL! Snap out of it man! What are you doing?"

Al slowly looks up from his desk and sadly explains to the president, "I'm practicing for my new job."

Bill Clinton walks into a bar carrying Al Gore under his arm.

The bartender says, "We don't serve pigs here."

Clinton replies, "We know that. That's why we're here."

"We're trying to ditch Hillary and Janet Reno."

"We may do dumb things from time to time, but we are not certifiably insane,"
-- White House Press Secretary Michael McCurry

I still think, "Emperor Bill 'Nero' Clinton. He's got the fiddle and he's looking for a match" is funnier than "King William of Arkansas, House of Blythe."

Hillary sleeps with as many women as Clinton and almost as many dead men.

Did Vince Foster die covering up John Denver's death?