At last, a use for my third wish.
You can have my ex-wife.

Is that toilet paper stuck to your shoe or are we getting married?

Who writes your jokes? Al Gore?

After your mother had you? Did she nail her cunt shut and cover it in super glue?

Are you mooning me or smiling?

Your mama was so fat, Leroy wasted an extra clip in her ass and McDonalds still won't take her.

Your mama's so stupid when she found out she was pregnant, she asked who's the mother.

Your mama was so bad in bed, the flies used to think she was dead.

Your cooking is worst than rat posion and there are still some rats alive to testiify to it.

If I was stuck on a desert island with you and three wishes, I'd still have two wishes.

You're smarter than me, you're bigger than me but come tomorrow, I'll still be able to shave looking in a mirror.

Nice tits! My compliments to your surgeon.

"I'm sorry I went to bed with your mother on our wedding night but you were already in bed with your father."

Far be it from me to suggest your family is inbreed but about those webbed feet?

"So with all those voices in your head. Did you take votes or what?"

"Yes, my mother did wear combat boots. She was in 1st Airborne. So what's your point?"

May the flea that climbed up your ass find happiness.

Your mama's ass is so big NASA wants it for their next landing.

Your sister is so ugly, we used her as a scarecrow before the EPA declared her a danger to the enivornment.

Your sister is so ugly, she couldn't get a date without that 45 you bought her.

Your sister is so ugly, it wasn't until she was 13 that we realized you weren't walking the family dog.

Your sister is so ugly, the family dog got it's fisrt date before she did.

In the dictionary, under ugly, isn't that your mother? Sorry, I forgot you can't read.

Your mama's ass is so fat they measure it in light-years.

Your mama's pussy is so large James Kirk jumped in screaming, "Where no man has returned from before."

When the lawyer read your mother's will and said, "For our children," he had explain that you weren't one of them.

The doctor feels your tits and says, "Too bad, I just finished inserting two that look much better than these."

Rosemary tells you she had a better child than your.

The young man to the old man: "Come morning, I'll have a young thing and you'll wish you could have a good shit."

If your brains were dog shit, you could walk around New York City without a pooper scooper.

...wtb... - http://www.pobox.com/~the.web.walker/tasteless/

On 9 Sep 1997 09:25:56 GMT, "sirhC" >cwt@ucs.co.za< wrote:
>.You're such a cunt your nose bleeds once a month.
>.
>. Yo momma´s so fat, she´s got her own area-code..
>. (what about this one)