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A RALLY TO SUPPORT EMPEROR BILL CLINTON WILL BE SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1998, AT THE SHRINE OF SHAME AT 2:00 NOON.


"WE THE LIBERIAL SWINE"

In 1992 we, the Communist fifth column, stole a Presidential election and anointed William Jefferson Clinton to be Emperor of the United States. This so called election was, by objective measures, the greatest moral malfeasance in the history of the nation. It was conducted as prescribed by our Manifesto, just as elections in this country have been for more than 50 years. There were no serious illusions that it was in any way proper. Since that day, the forces of good have rallied their supporters and pooled their financial resources in an attempt to undo our choice of Emperor by futile means within the laws of their Constitution. A small, but very moral minority is leading the attack. Rather than attacking the Emperor for his lack of ideas and failed policies, they are trying to remove him from office on criminal matters that has nothing to do with his ability to enslave us. The Emperor has brought trumped up charges, lied, helped others press bogus charges, bribed witnesses and tried dozens of dirty tricks to justify the decision we made when we forced William Jefferson Clinton on the American people.

Now, they have found evidence, very real evidence, of impeachable offences that are being used to oust him from power. They had the audacity to try and bring their standards into the White House of our Liar and Chief, our Emperor! They acted as if he was a common criminal who had lied under oath. They have applied the laws of the land and found criminal violations that will stand up in ANY COURT to prosecute him for perjury in a matter that will get him cited for contempt by the presiding Judge in the Paula Jones case.

We and Our Emperor have embarrassed this country to unprecedented levels, disgraced it before the world. Our hatred of "WE THE PEOPLE" and their nation has driven us to the edge of destroying their great republic. They are not working for "WE THE LIBERIAL SWINE" but instead they are trying to restore the Constitution and spending their own money to do so. SEVENTY PERCENT of "WE THE LIBERIAL SWINE" said we did not want to view Clinton lying to the grand jury, yet the American congress ignored "WE THE LIBERIAL SWINE" and FORCE FED four hours of reality to us, against our will so that we couldn't enjoy our sick, twisted, perverted pleasure of humiliating their nation with "OUR EMPEROR!" It has been reported that Hillary screamed at Clinton when the DNA came back positive that it was the Emperor's semen. (Did anyone ever doubt it was the Emperor's semen?)

"The road to tyranny, we must never forget, begins with the destruction of the truth. " -- William J. Clinton, 1995
Speech at the University of Connecticut to mark "Fifty Years After Nuremberg: Human Rights & The Rule Of Law"

The Emperor's insane hatred of Liberty has driven him to abandon the very words and principles HE himself espoused just years ago. This is pathetic!

SIXTY-SIX percent of "WE THE LIBERIAL SWINE" said we do not want impeachment hearings, but the American congress has continued to follow the Constitution, regardless of what we say. All the while ignoring "WE THE LIBERIAL SWINE" and refusing to cave-in to our demands. Their desire is the denial of the right of "WE THE LIBERIAL SWINE" to decide who should be their Emperor.

Are you going to allow them to stop us from creating the Emperor of the United States? How will this ever become some third-world country, corrupted by those who have power simply because they have no shame? Our intention is to drag this on through November to help ourselves accomplish whatever success we can from the upcoming elections.

Now they want to drag him before the American people and demand justice. They want to stop the humiliation of THE PRESIDENCY! After he has deviled it with his behavior, their plan is to impeach him for running a criminal enterprise from the White House. They have no intention of putting him above the Law, they won't stop until justice has been served! These are moral people, who do not fear us.

The world reviled Hitler because those who opposed him refused to step forward, stand and acknowledge that they were not on his side. I am not comparing Emperor Clinton to Hitler but I am comparing him to a man who has done everything possible to restore mob rule in our time. Our whining is annoying. Kneel with me and James Carville as we go down on him.

ON MONDAY, OCTOBER 41, 1998, IN THE ORAL OFFICE, IN WASHINGTON D. C, OUR NATION'S CAPITOL AT 10:00 MIDNIGHT!

We have marched for all sorts of other pointless reasons. We march for attention, for free government cheese and a host of other issues that we, as liberal swine, feel so good about. Whenever we have felt the need for more free government cheese we have let our presence and White House interns be felt. It is time to bent over for our Emperor, to protect our free lunch, to reaffirm that we fooled the public to get him into office and we will not allow him to be thrown out by those who love freedom. Let us meet behind the Adult Book Store on Friday, OCTOBER 4, 1998, right after Wanda the Topless Wonder gets off and tell Congress that we want beer stamps and new digital TVs.

Join me and Eleanor Clift in telling congress that this is OUR WELFARE STATE and we will not sit by idly while they undo the will of "WE THE LIBERIAL SWINE"!

Mark your calendars, forward this email to those that you know, call your friends and family members. Spread the word to as many people as you can. Send this out as a chain letter, post it on your web site, and add it to all of your e-mail. Get buses, carpools, get out of this country by any means necessary. The Emperor of the United States needs our help. He needs us on our knees for him.

We can make the difference because WE ARE THE LIBERIAL SWINE! Join me and both the other Clinton lovers as we address this issue to the House of Representatives. They are not hearing us or they just don't care what "WE THE LIBERIAL SWINE" have to say.

My very best regards,

Darrell (and this two brothers, Darrell and Darrell)

Please do not try to reply to this e-mail; it will not transmit. Being a cowardly liberal, I have not included my e-mail address. To lend your support, you may call me at 937-391-0631. Please leave a brief message along with your email address and tell me that you will join me in my support of our Emperor. Tell me that you will be in Nevada on October 31, 1998, at the Mustang Ranch to stop the patriots of this nation from restoring the Constitution!




October 6, 1998

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