Good evening fellow web surfers.

All Hallows Eve. Halloween. Ghosts and goblins. Tricks and treats. The magic of it all. Don't you just feel it. The very air of the night makes you wonder about your place in the universe.

Webster's dictionary says of Halloween: n. The unholy night of October 31st when street urchins bang at your door and demand candy. Much like the local tax collector only shorter and better dressed.

These are words to ponder web surfer land. Is this the Yin of candy or the Yang of taxes. With taxes does not death follow? Yes, fellow web surfers these are indeed serious thoughts.

I'll be signing off early tonight. The trick or treat bag is full of TP and soap. The neighborhood awaits. Don't expect me back before dawn.

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