The Web Surfers Report Archive

<LU> <LI><A HREF="ws010597.htm">January 5, 1997</A> Millennium Morons On Parade. <LI><A HREF="ws122996.htm">December 29, 1996</A> Top Ten Signs the World Will End by the Year 2001. <LI><A HREF="ws122296.htm">December 22, 1996</A> Santa Starts a New Tradition <LI><A HREF="ws121596.htm">December 15, 1996</A> These boots weren't made for walking. <LI><A HREF="ws120896.htm">December 8, 1996</A> The Boy Who Cried Wolf. <LI><A HREF="ws120196.htm">December 1, 1996</A> The Really First Thanksgiving Holiday <LI><A HREF="ws112496.htm">November 24, 1996</A> Barney must not die! <LI><A HREF="ws111796.htm">November 17, 1996</A> Stone Soup <LI><A HREF="ws111096.htm">November 10, 1996</A> A Bridge for Boloneyia. <LI><A HREF="ws110396.htm">November 3, 1996</A> Character Stupid! <LI><A HREF="ws102796.htm">October 27, 1996</A> Night of the Living Halloween. <LI><A HREF="ws102096.htm">October 20, 1996</A> Columbus: The Politically Correct Story. <LI><A HREF="ws101396.htm">October 13, 1996</A> Time Warp Alert! <LI><A HREF="ws100696.htm">October 6, 1996</A> Bring out your dead (and tax them)! <LI><A HREF="ws092996.htm">September 29, 1996</A> Whatever you do, don't disable your atapi driver. <LI><A HREF="ws092296.htm">September 22, 1996</A> Mr. Roadshow doesn't do freeways. <LI><A HREF="ws091596.htm">September 15, 1996</A> Friday The 13th and A "Classic" from 1991 <LI><A HREF="ws090896.htm">September 8, 1996</A> Old Mac Donald: E, Aye, Who? <LI><A HREF="ws090196.htm">September 1, 1996</A> Mr. Roadkill abducted by space aliens! <LI><A HREF="ws082596.htm">August 25, 1996</A> The Web Walker checks out Smog Check II <LI><A HREF="ws081896.htm">August 18, 1996</A> A letter from the King. <LI><A HREF="ws081196.htm">August 11, 1996</A> Martian Life: Invasion or Marketing Ploy? <LI><A HREF="ws080496.htm">August 4, 1996</A> No Good Deed Goes Unpunished. <LI><A HREF="ws072896.htm">July 28, 1996</A> Lance Steel: Man with a mission. <LI><A HREF="ws072196.htm">July 21, 1996</A> TWA Flight 800 has fallen and can't get up. <LI><A HREF="ws071496.htm">July 14, 1996</A> The First Lady Speaks with the Dead <LI><A HREF="ws070796.htm">July 7, 1996</A> Making a Carville Omelet <LI><A HREF="ws063096.htm">June 30, 1996</A> Speaking with the dead. <LI><A HREF="ws062396.htm">June 23, 1996</A> Bar Fight! <LI><A HREF="ws061696.htm">June 16, 1996</A> Look out! Mexico, here we come. <LI><A HREF="ws060996.htm">June 9, 1996</A> Day of the Anti-Christ <LI><A HREF="ws060296.htm">June 2, 1996</A> The Robin and the Coyote <LI><A HREF="ws052696.htm">May 26, 1996</A> Cup of Java? <LI><A HREF="ws051996.htm">May 19, 1996</A> The Virtual Vandals. <LI><A HREF="ws051296.htm">May 12, 1996</A> Truth or Trash rejections. <LI><A HREF="ws050596.htm">May 5, 1996</A> MST3K vs Job Bob Briggs <LI><A HREF="ws042896.htm">April 28, 1996</A> Nuclear Toasters <LI><A HREF="ws042196.htm">April 21, 1996</A> The Twelve Days of searching the Unabomber Shack <LI><A HREF="ws041496.htm">April 14, 1996</A> You may be a Liberal if ... <LI><A HREF="ws040796.htm">April 7, 1996</A> Clearing out the E-mail <LI><A HREF="ws033196.htm">March 31, 1996</A> Top Ten Reasons This Week's lies.com Column is Late. <LI><A HREF="ws032496.htm">March 24, 1996</A> The Prince and The Blind Man <LI><A HREF="ws031796.htm">March 17, 1996</A> The Day the Music Died <LI><A HREF="ws031096.htm">March 10, 1996</A> The New Suit <LI><A HREF="ws030396.htm">March 3, 1996</A> Response to the new column <LI><A HREF="ws022596.htm">February 25, 1996</A> The First Bus Into New Hampshire <LI><A HREF="ws021596.htm">February 15, 1996</A> The Last Train Out of Iowa <LI><A HREF="ws021196.htm">February 11, 1996</A> The Louisiana Caucus <LI><A HREF="ws020496.htm">February 4, 1996</A> Nature of Things to Come <LI><A HREF="ws012896.htm">January 28, 1996</A> Super Bowl Sunday XXX <LI><A HREF="ws012196.htm">January 21, 1996</A> First The Super Bowl Then The White House. <LI><A HREF="ws011496.htm">January 14, 1996</A> MS-DOS leaves me diskless. <LI><A HREF="ws010796.htm">January 7, 1996</A> Windows NT leaves me breathless. <LI><A HREF="ws123195.htm">December 31, 1995</A> An EPA Happy New Year. <LI><A HREF="ws122495.htm">December 24, 1995</A> The Web Crawler's Revenge! <LI><A HREF="ws121795.htm">December 17, 1995</A> Igor Strikes in France. <LI><A HREF="ws121095.htm">December 10, 1995</A> The First Snowfall of Winter. <LI><A HREF="ws120395.htm">December 3, 1995</A> Shooting Guns and Blowing Stuff Up. <LI><A HREF="ws112695.htm">November 26, 1995</A> It's the Battery Stupid! <LI><A HREF="ws111995.htm">November 19, 1995</A> The Night Before the Government Shutdown. <LI><A HREF="ws111295.htm">November 12, 1995</A> Uncle Wiltie's ABC's (apologizes to Uncle Shelby). <LI><A HREF="ws110595.htm">November 5, 1995</A> Strange Luck. <LI><A HREF="ws102995.htm">October 29, 1995</A> The Web Walker Gets a New Scanner. <LI><A HREF="ws102295.htm">October 22, 1995</A> The Toaster Conspiracy. <LI><A HREF="ws101595.htm">October 15, 1995</A> O.J. The trial that wouldn't end. <LI><A HREF="ws100895.htm">October 8, 1995</A> The Trial That Lasts a Century. <LI><A HREF="ws100195.htm">October 1, 1995</A> Zorra vs Bill Gates. <LI><A HREF="ws092495.htm">September 24, 1995</A> How to Watch TV. <LI><A HREF="ws091795.htm">September 17, 1995</A> Fry's: The Waiting Game. <LI><A HREF="ws091095.htm">September 10, 1995</A> The vacation (part 1). <LI><A HREF="ws083195.htm">August 31, 1995</A> The vacation list. <LI><A HREF="ws082795.htm">August 27, 1995</A> Installing a new system. <LI><A HREF="ws082095.htm">August 20, 1995</A> Top 10 Reasons to Install a New Operating System. <LI><A HREF="ws081395.htm">August 13, 1995</A> Ignore the mailing list info. It didn't work out. <LI><A HREF="wtb2.html">August 6, 1995</A> The New Mother Board. <LI><A HREF="wtb1.html">All previous reports</A> Under construction. Still has some bad links from the move. <LI><A HREF="wtb0.html">May 12, 1995</A> A memorial for alt.binaries.pictures.erotica. </UL>