The Media

Hello all,

I'm feed up to here with the media (also known as the government's propaganda organ.)

Oh, sorry. I guess you can't see "up to here." Let's start again.

The media pisses me off.

For example:

"Nearly six weeks after allegations surfaced that President Clinton may have had an affair with a White House intern..."
People don't allege Clinton may have had an affair.

They either allege "Monica hummed 'Hail to the Chief' on the presidential staff" or they state "Monica may have been in the Oval Office swallowing minnows."

What kind of ass hole says, "They allege that maybe someone might have but our lawyers tell us we're not sure so we'll report..."