When does the ground war begin?

Hello all,

Clinton assured the nation today that the capture of three US Soldiers would not interfere with his golf game.

In this administration's greatest military success since Waco, Texas, NATO forces destroyed the Petrovaradin Bridge, the "old bridge" across the Danube. A recently ethnicly cleansed refugee was quoted as saying of the bridge, "It was coming straight for us." Administration officials claim, "We were just thinning out the herd."

Top Ten Crimes the captured US soldiers could be charged with.

10) Impersonating UN soldiers.
9) Having Clinton for a president.
8) Aiding and abetting known refugees.
7) Smuggling Humvees.
6) The O.J. murders.
5) Resisting arrest.
4) Driving a 4 wheel drive vehicle in an endangered environment.
3) Entering Serbia without a visa.
2) Having names that don't end in "vic."
1) Driving while American.

I have to wonder if the White House will set up a legal defence fund for them.

Where's Johnnie Cochran when we need him?
Will the trial be on Court TV?
Will James Carville blame the trial on Ken Starr?

Governor Bush of Staff Sgt. Christopher Stone's home state Texas will send 10,000 Texas tourists to free their "favorite son."
Governor Davis of Sgt. Andrew Ramirez's home state California has threatened to sue Yugoslav President Slobodan Milosevic for using slave labor.
Governor John M. Engler of Spc. Steven Gonzales' home state Michigan said "They're already driving Yugos. What more can we do to them?"

The web site that explains why we're bombing Serbia:
http://www.zolatimes.com/V3.13/kosovo.html

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P.S.
Turning 50 is like having x-ray vision. You can see all of life is made of butterflies but you don't have the net to catch them.