Reader Submissions

Hello all,

It's kind of a slow night. I'm still waiting for a response to my email to the Pentagon. I suggested some targets for their next airstrike. I wonder if they were turned off because all of them were in the U.S.?

While I'm waiting for an answer, here are a few original submissions by our readers.

Q: What is the difference between San Francisco and Beijing?
A: One is run by communists while the other is in China....

Q: What do you call it when the Japanese commit a foul?
A: The Enola Gay.

Q: What's the difference between a Catfish and Clinton?
A: One is a pondscum eating bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

Why is working in a topless bar better than working in the Oval Office?
1) Better tips.
2) Don't have to work under a desk.
3) Bouncers.
4) The cover charge keeps out the low lifes.
5) You don't have to write a book.
6) A grand jury doesn't have to ask what you do on the job.
7) Most of your customers can't start a war when their wife finds out about the affair.
8) The preverts don't have Secret Service protection.
9) The show doesn't stop because an election is coming up.
10) Don't have to work with cigars.

This just in, Clinton explains rape charges.
"It depends on what you mean by 'NO.'"

Q: What is the difference between the Y2K problem and a network administrator?
A: One will destroy civilization as we know it and the other is not knowing the difference between 1900 and 2000.

Yeah! And some of them are on that target list I send to the Pentagon.

In the News, High School Prom Gets Drag Queen:
http://search.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/WAPO/19990324/V000938-032499-idx.html

Charles Rice, a Taylor High School student, will be allowed to wear a red, floor-length evening gown, red satin shoes, gloves and matching rhinestone jewelry to Saturday's prom. Rumors that Teletubbie Tinky Winky will be his date are still unconfirmed.

The bombings will continue until moral improves,
....wtb... - http://www.pobox.com/~the.web.walker/humor/