Double or nothing.

Hello all,

Hillary rushes into the Oval Office to tell Clinton the Senate has acquitted him. She's shocked to discover he's not alone but has two White House interns under his desk. "What in the hell do you think you're doing?" She demands. Clinton looks up sheepishly and replies, "Going for double or nothing."

Lorreta Babbet is stopped by a reporter in front of the White House on the first day of her new job as a White House intern and asked, "Why are you here?" "I'm going for double or nothing." -- Trust Lorreta Babbet to have a quick come back.

"Double or nothing." -- Ken Starr explaining the indictment of President Clinton to assembled reporters.

Clinton and Carville are hanging out in the White House kitchen (Carville doesn't like spending time in the Oval Office.) discussing Carville's new book, "And the Horse You Rode in on." Clinton suddenly interrupts. "That reminds me of a weird dream I had last night. I thought I was in hell. It was really terrible. I'd been turned into a blind fly. It was dark and I was surrounded by horse shit." Carville, bursting with curiosity, asks, "OK, your great throbingness. How did you get out of that one?" With a knowing look, Clinton concluded, "Hillary turned on the light and asked if I got drunk and passed out in the stable again."

With Clinton and two more years, I can't help wondering about the presidential divorce. If Hillary got the house, Clinton would be living at YMCA with his Secret Service detail. He'd have to hold Cabinet meeting at the IHOP across the street and state dinners at MacDonalds. -- Imagine the Ambassador of France being announced by Ronald MacDonald. At least the French would find out why Americans have to put catsup on everything. I can see quite the custody battle over the Secretary of State. Hillary would want credit for "Peace in the Middle East" and Bill just wants "a piece from the Middle East." After the judge explains the Gaza Strip is not a topless bar, Clinton would let Hillary have it. Hillary would get Janet Reno and the Justice Department but Bill would have weekend visitation rights. The Bosnia mess would be put up for adoption and Buddy, the First Dog, would have to chose between a bitch and a big boner.

Writing from my Gamblers Anonymous meeting,
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