Top Ten Reasons John Glenn is going into space:
10) Skipping out on child support payments.
9) The Three Stooges couldn't be exhumed in time for the next launch.
8) Believes rumor the Mir space station is the next stop on the Spice Girl tour.
7) In space you're weightless no matter what you eat.
6) Pick up that cap he lost on the last trip.
5) Art Bell will tell us as soon as the story breaks.
4) Democrats will do anything to distance themselves from Clinton.
3) Twelve years after Challenger, the fish must be hungry again.
2) NASA is saving the real astronauts for the Mars mission.
1) Because his wife wants him to.
The boosters are firing but Mission Control isn't home,
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