A Hunting We Will Go.

Bill Clinton, Hillary and Al Gore are out in a National Park hunting with their Secret Service detail. A gorgeous blond female bursts through the forest ahead of them and Clinton exclaims, "Man, I'd love to see that one under my desk." So one of the Secret Service agents shoots her. The head of the Secret Service detail whispers into his radio, "The 'Zipper' has bagged his limit. Send out another one for our other guests." Hillary sees a buxom young woman appear and cries, "I must have that lovely young thing under my desk." Another agent bags and tags the late young woman. Al Gore looks around and explains to the Secret Service agents, "Could I have Bill and Hillary over for a meeting under my desk tomorrow?" http://www.byrum.org/the.web.walker/tasteless/appeal.html