Bill Clinton and Web Hubbell were sitting around the Oval Office discussing Web's recent release from prison. Not surprisingly, after 9 months behind bars the subject quickly turned to sex.
Web, peeking under Clinton's desk to make sure they're alone, asks, "Am I the only one around this place -- besides old Vince -- that knows who to keep his mouth shut?"
Clinton explains, "Don't worry about Monica. I know how to keep her mouth shut. What about you? You like bleach blonds?"
Web, looking a little puzzled, answers, "No. Not really."
"How about ball busting bitches? You like ball busting bitches, Web?"
"No. I don't think I'd like that."
"You want some walking case of PMS to run your life? Tell you what to do day in, day out? Is that what you want Web?"
"No, of course not."
"So then tell me Web, why are you screwing around with Hillary?"
....wtb... - http://www.pobox.com/~the.web.walker/humor/
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