Clinton Defenses

Hello all,

In all fairness, I thought I should present Clinton's side of the story.

Top Ten Clinton Defenses

10) "I didn't inhale."
9) Sex doesn't count if the First Lady is in a foreign country.
8) "It was a consentual cigar."
7) Al Gore spiked my herbal tea with Viagra.

You have to keep your eye on those vice presidents. They'll do anything to get behind the big desk. "Hey look everybody. I found that missing intern. She was under the big desk the whole time."

6) This is just like the O.J Simpson case. It's all about sex.
5) It's not like we have the president lying on video tape.

OK, who's the joker that put that one on the list? Igor, if the White House releases your sex life tomorrow don't come whining to me about it. All I've got for you is a box of presidental cigars. I'm not going to smoke something that smells like tuna fish.

4) Just check his hands. You won't find any hair growing in his palms.

Igor are you sure this is the list the White House send over?

3) If Clinton can ignore the Constitution, why can't the rest of the country?
2) It was only a lousy blow job in the Oval Office. It's not like he was having an affair with Marilyn Monroe.

And the number one Clinton defense is ...
1) "The bitch set me up."

Letterman has posted the poll we all wanted asked.

Late Show Daily Poll
What do you think should happen to President Clinton?
9%: He should be censured
17%: He should be impeached
74%: He should be neutered

Last night, I watched the Playboy channel for half an hour before I realized it wasn't a news report about the Starr Report,
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