Who was that pollster?

Hello all,

You see the polls these days and have to ask, "Who in the hell are these people talking to? I've never been polled."

Well, I got polled tonight and thought I should share the experience with everyone.

The Web Walker: Hello. Who is this and what do you want?

Pollster: My name is James Carville and I'm doing a poll for the president.

Web: Can you make this fast? I've got a cigar marinating.

Pollster: Sure, say "hi" to Monica for me. Here's the deal. If you can answer the next three questions "yes," you will win one hundred dollars.

Web: Great. I could use a new humidor.

Pollster: OK, here we go. First question, "Do you think the president is doing a good job?"

Web: Yes.

Pollster: "Do you think the president should stay in office?"

Web: Yes.

Pollster: Let's see where was I? I think I lost my place. Was that three questions?

Web: No. Get to the last question and give me my hundred bucks.

Pollster: Thank you for your time and the free poll. Good night. [Click!]

Web: Duh! So that's how they get such great numbers on such a small budget.

The Clinton Dictionary

alone - A state of mind.

cause - to force.

sex - an act Clinton has never committed. -- Looks like Webb Hubbell is Chelsea's biological father.

This man doesn't need a cigar. He needs a dictionary. If illiteracy isn't an impeachable offense it should be.

The Democrats don't want to impeach Clinton but they can't afford to leave him in office either. Since there is no way Clinton will resign, they have asked Ted Kennedy to drive him home after his next apology.

Defending Clinton is not against the law but with proper treatment, it is curable,
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