Clinton's Legacy

Clinton's Legacy
How Clinton has changed the U.S. Presidency and the nation.

The Marine Corps Band no longer plays "Hail to the Chief." They just chant "Liar, liar pants on fire."

Replaced "Fireside Speech" with "Truth or Dare."

Established two week vacation in Marsha's Yineyard as the penalty for lying to the American People.

Set new standards of behavior for the Oval Office.

Broke JFK's lifetime bimbo record.

He turned the Oval Office into a "babe magnet."

Established new undress code for the Oval Office.

Not only made presidential kneepads the fashion rage of the Oval Office but also Congress.

Made oral sex a topic of dinner conversation.

Did more to promote masturbation than Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders.

Gave White House interns permanent positions on the presidential staff.

Forced Webster's Dictionary to remove "sex" from the definition of "sexual relations."

U.S. taxpayers are now more interested in hiding their daughters than their income.

Made "Wag the Dog" U.S. foreign policy.

Established new standards for lying to your wife.

Made perjury a requirement of office.

Gave Arkansas a bad name.

White House zippers now flown at half mast after impeachments.

Resign so the healing may begin,
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