The Clinton Apology

I banged her like a gong and I'm sorry the Paula Jones lawyers made me lie about it.

I didn't want to cause my family any pain. (OK, maybe just a little for Hillary.) The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy put Monica Lewinsky, three goats, two donkeys and a midget in a raincoat in the Oval Office. They even flew in the 55 gallon drum of whip cream and rubber sheets.

Today, I was asked questions in the Grand Jury no one should have to answer, "Did Monica Lewinsky inhale?"

I may have misled the American people but it's really Ken Starr's fault. After 4 years and $40 million all he has to show for his investigation is this crummy apology.

If you can't put this behind us, then maybe me and 1000 FBI files can.

And that's the news,
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