CAS: THE TOP 10 PERKS FOR BEING A WHITE HOUSE INTERN]

Hello,

A little political humor.

Since the list is only 10, he had to leave out:

Short arms inspection.
Private interview with "Little Wille."
but the perks don't include dry cleaning expenses.

...wtb... - http://www.freerepublic.com/

P.S.
FBI agents seized clothes belonging to former White House intern Monica Lewinsky in a hunt for possible DNA evidence of a sexual relationship with President Clinton, her lawyer said Sunday.

P.P.S
I guess that means she didn't shallow.

THE TOP 10 PERKS FOR BEING A WHITE HOUSE INTERN
By Robb Watters

10). You get a great understanding of Domestic Affairs
9.) White House Mess takes on whole new meaning
8). Pay is lousy, but hush money is generous
7.) Fabulous on the job training
6) First hand knowledge of Presidents commitment to youth
5). More exciting than those boring Americorps sessions
4). Gives new meaning to Gen-X slogan " Rock the Vote"
3). After transfer to UN, get to party with Bhoutros-Bhoutros Gali
2). Complete knowledge of Pentagon's " Manual of Arms"
1). Get to play an active role in a hands-on administration


January 25, 1998
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