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South Park Comedy Central |
"South Park," this seemingly innocent satire about Boulder, Colorado (and the flaming liberals that live in and around it) is the home of TV's newest, sickest and most twisted series. Featuring Cartman, the fat fuck and wanna-be cop, Kenny, the inarticulate fuck with more death wishes than a Charles Bronson marathon, | Kyle, the Jewish fuck stuck with a Canadian brother and Stan, the projectile vomiting fuck with the homosexual dog. "South Park," a savage saga of blood, guts, rats and the senseless killings of Kenny, leads these perverted third graders though torturous tales of farts, anal probes, bestiality, alien abductions, death, farts and bad celebrity impersonations into your living room every Wednesday at 10PM. |
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Created by two degenerate college drop-outs, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, "South Park" shows just what you can get away with when you are willing to share your drugs with the TV censors. | Trey and Matt got their break in 1995 when a Fox executive (one of those guys that puts on TV shows like The Simpsons and Married With Children) hired them to produce a Christmas video, The Spirit Christmas [Jesus vs. Santa]. -- Not to be confused with The Spirit of Christmas [Baby Jesus vs. Frosty], the first South Park video they did on their own. | I don't know who blew who in this part of the story but Comedy Central, a second rate cable station in great need of a popular show, got wind of this perverted project and offered the creators of "South Park" a job. -- Think about it. Who wouldn't want a TV series about four third graders cussing and farting flames. Much to everyones surprise "South Park" took off like a nymphomaniac with a Viagra skin patch. |
In the
0th episode,
The Spirit of Christmas, our main characters haven't really been sorted out yet. Cartman's there but he's called Kenny. Stan and Kyle look like
Bill Gates'
mother dressed them. Kenny dies but no one says, "You bastards!"
Even Jesus, the character who goes on to have his own cable access TV show and fight Satan in a Pay-Per-View event, isn't the same. He's the Baby Jesus. |
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