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South Park FAQ

FAQ: Format And Quit. Yes, FAQ is really a secret command for AOL users. Every time you see "FAQ," format your C drive and quit. If you do it quickly enough, you'll win 100 hours of AOL online.

If your browser is still up, I guess you're here for Frequently Ask Questions. OK, let's dive right in:

Q: What is Officer Barbrady doing under Mayor McDaniels' desk?
A: Working his way up. This is a common practice in San Francisco law offices.

Q: Did Stan's queer dog have sex with the chicken fucker from episode 203?
A: Only if you count pogo sticks.

Q: Where can I watch South Park?
A: On your television set! It's the big window box next to your cable box. Man, where do I get these people from?

Q: Are the visitors (i.e. space aliens) in South Park gay?
A: No, anyone that sticks a probe up the ass of a big fat third grader isn't gay. They're either perverted or work for the AMA.

Q: is ike really my kid brother? are u guys ripping me off? pay up now. i had him first.
A: Dear shit-head, Your question has been forwarded to the proper authorities. Unless my toilet backups, it's on its way now.

Q: How can Kenny keep getting killed and come back in every episode.
A: The creators of South Park took a generic sample from Kenny when he was just a first grader peeing in the community swimming pool. Thanks to advanced Hollywood technology, the cartoonist can call up a Kenny clone whenever he needs one.

Q: Why doesn't South Park do more live broadcasts?
A: "SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! Don't make me shoot the bunny!"

Q: Why can't my friends understand Kenny? He makes prefect sense to me.
A: I don't know whether to steal your ears or your drugs.

Q: Don't mind him. He's a zombie but I'm one of those friends that can't understand Kenny. Why?
A: Kenny was first killed in episode zero. In order to continue in the series, he had to make a deal with the devil. To insure that Kenny never revealed any of the secrets he learned about the underworld, Satan gave Kenny the "Tower of Babel" curse. Thanks to this small sacrifice, we can watch Kenny die in every episode of South Park.

Q: Kenny didn't die in episode ###!
A: Fuck you! Nobody likes a smart ass.

Q: Are Trey and Matt gay?
A: Yes. Scratch that! My attorney has advised me to answer the question with "Please Don't Sue My Ass Off!"

Q: Are Matt and Trey so gay they even do the female voices?
A: No, they aren't that gay. Shannen Cassidy does most of the female voices. Like Wendy and the Mayor.
Trey Parker does Stan, Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Hat, Mr. Mackey, Officer Barbrady, Ned, Mr. Hankey, Dr. Mephesto, Grandpa Marsh, Phillip, and Big Gay Al.
While Matt Stone is left with Kyle, Kenny, Pip, Jesus, Uncle Jimbo, Terrance, and Tom of Rhinoplasty fame.

If your question wasn't answered above, you might try the following:

    1. FAQ
    2. South Park FAQ
    3. FAQ
    4. Ultra South Park
    5. Character Info

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