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ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS SHOW--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED.....POORLY. THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE |
| Kenny teaches the South Park gang how to use a dildo. Cartman brags visitors already showed him in a dream. Chef tells the kids what's on the school's cafeteria menu. Ms. Crabtree screams at everyone. Ike is abducted by space aliens. Visitors have their way with cattle. Officer Barbrady covers up the conspiracy. Mr. Hat threatens to kill Kyle. Cows try to get out of town on the next train. Pip gets deported. Wendy jumps Stan's bones. Chef gives the kids the tamales of death so they can get out of school. School bullies force Cartman to fart fire. Nurse McSchwartz throws the kids out of school. Aliens kill Kenny. Cows kill Kenny. Officer Barbrady kills Kenny. Cartman's mother stuffs the fat fuck. Kitty sleeps with Mrs. Cartman. Stan, Kyle and Wendy stake out Cartman as alien bait. Mrs. Cartman serves dinner to Cartman's father and brother. Chef sings the aliens into submission. Ike infects the mothership with a computer virsus and escapes. Cartman discovers the vistors are really his father and returns home with them. Stan pukes on Wendy. Kenny shows up for alien BBQ, The aliens drop Cartman off in time to catch the bus to school. |
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