ROAD RUNNER'S TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

Joe Schwartz (xor@poboxes.com) -- 5 Broadway #407, Troy, NY 12180
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ROAD RUNNER'S TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
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On the first day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
the first month of service free!

On the second day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
two empty newsfeeds, and the first month of service free!

On the third day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds, and the first month of service free!

On the fourth day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
four service calls, three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds, and the first month of service free!

On the fifth day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
five hopeless pings, four service calls, three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds, and the first month of service free!

On the sixth day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
six lights a-blinking, five hopeless pings, four service calls, three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds, and the first month of service free!

On the seventh day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
seven lame excuses, six lights a-blinking, five hopeless pings, four service calls, three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds, and the first month of service free!

On the eighth day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
eight missing e-mails, seven lame excuses, six lights a-blinking, five hopeless pings, four service calls, three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds, and the first month of service free!

On the ninth day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
nine-day-old status, eight missing e-mails, seven lame excuses, six lights a-blinking, five hopeless pings, four service calls, three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds, and the first month of service free!

On the tenth day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
ten users flaming, nine-day-old status, eight missing e-mails, seven lame excuses, six lights a-blinking, five hopeless pings, four service calls, three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds, and the first month of service free!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
eleven lousy routers, ten users flaming, nine-day-old status, eight missing e-mails, seven lame excuses, six lights a-blinking, five hopeless pings, four service calls, three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds, and the first month of service free!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
twelve techs a-bumbling, eleven lousy routers, ten users flaming, nine-day-old status, eight missing e-mails, seven lame excuses, six lights a-blinking, five hopeless pings, four service calls, three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds, and the first month of service free!


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