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Shameless self-serving plugs.
Tasteless -- Darth Vader tried to tell us, "Everyone has a darkside."
The Media -- These bastards deserve their own section.
Midnight Madness -- I'm also running a personal humor mailing list.

As a member in good standing of the "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy", I'm required by the bylaws of our secret order to have a link to our web page.

Older than the Masons, more powerful than the Illuminati, with more network TV coverage than any other secret society in history, Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.


The Web Surfers Report The Web Walker, abandoned at birth, was raised by right-wing wolves. Sensing his natural instinct for sniffing out a conspiracy, they taught him "The Way of the Trap." At age twelve, with a belt full of trapper scalps, he began to make his way in the world.

Wilt's Homepage Bio? How can you ask for a bio? If my enemies find me, my entrails will be hanging from the nearest tree. Besides, I told my mother, "I'm an unsuccsessful draft dodger and less than gainfully self unemployed free lance anarchist." If she finds out I'm writing for Furious, I'll wish my enemies found me instead.

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I you have to have one of these on your web page to join "Site Builder Network."

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June 24, 1998
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