Welcome! But first I want to give a personal thanks to Krazy 3D for the pyramid picture and if you don't think it's cool compare it to old one I used to use.
Hello, my name's Biff. I'm an AOL-SUX-aholic.
Listening to the media go on and on about the information superhighway put me over the edge. It seems these media clowns tell AOL horror stories then call them Internet horror stories. There are some good people at AOL. I know both of them and they both have real Internet Service Providers (ISPs).
Think public education is going to hell in a hand basket? Worried about Goals 2000 or "Outcome Based Education"? Consider this. One of the kids brought home an AOL disk. His teacher gave it to him as a reward. High achievement gets you 10 free hours of AOL (the great equalizer).
The last straw was AOL Experts explaining the 'Net to the masses.
From: Damien Doe
Subject: bad link
I tried following the link from "AOL experts" explain the internet to the masses and got a message that their web-page had been updated and that the link no longer existed -- hmmmm.... was that a strike on their part?
I think it dawned on the powers that be at AOL that appearing to be idiots is bad enough without a couple of boneheads shooting their collective mouths off to prove it.
Now they're running some lame-brain column to prove they don't understand usenet newsgroups.
Later, I've got an AOL voodoo doll that needs a few more free AOL disks stuck into it.
Trent wants to use your AOL disks for a good cause. Check it out:
Trent's AOL disks
Nikki's 1997 AOL Collection - Nikki's turning those AOL disks into Christmas presents.
Looking for a good ISPPhilip thinks there is hope for AOL users.
I think the only AOL users who aren't addicted to "chat rooms" are hackers using AOL for free Internet access.
Prove one of us wrong! Check out: Introduction to Internet Service Providers (ISPs)
Other people with comments about AOL:America Online Trash
Not in the pyramid yet.
Dear Ice Cube,
It's about time.
AOL lied to me. They're not really the internet. Can you tell me who is?
Yours is the prestigious honor of wearing our GIF OF SUXINESS.
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Just down right confused.
Award April 17, 2002
Special thanks to TrogMan for the logo.
November 29, 1999/September 8, 2001
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